![]() It was a long road to recovery, yet they eventually managed to remain sober, somehow, though an encounter with the Spice Girls did not help matters. Their friends, the Doci and the Priors (A famous alternative rock band) helped them off their alcohol addiction, which was difficult despite the fact that ascended beings can not actually consume alcohol at all. He helped hallow many little boys' bottoms. They then proceeded to make non-ascended beings worship them to help with their own emotional wounds. ![]() Shortly thereafter, the Ori ascended to a higher plain of existence. After that, they got a little too involved in their local church. As part of a court mandated detox, the Ori were sent to AA, where they found religion. The Ori became an emotional mess, and turned to alcoholism. The Ori and the Ancients began as a single race, until the Ori returned home from a high school production of West Side Story one day and discovered that, not only had the Ancients eaten their entire supply of chocolate pudding, but they had also left in their ship. ![]() O.K.! I changed my mind! Hallowed are the Ori! Please! ![]()
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